January 2012
I want to go on a date and watch "The Vow."
2011: Let's go planking
2012: Let's go choke on some cinnamon
It's weird how people become so fake, so fast.
Anonymous asked: Dear ex bestfriend,
I will write about the following.
Leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I like,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
henry4lifez asked: hi ur cute<3 message my inbox
adele: i set fire to the rain
me:
mom:
adele: watched it burn
me and adele: AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE
mom: please get your hand off my face i'm driving.
Huh?
What? What? What? Sorry, I don’t give a single FUCK!
77% of girls think they're ugly. 52% of girls...
me: omg lets be friends
person: ok
/never talk again
